Politics
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Haitian Warlord Barbecue Promotes Brisket, Collards, And Cornbread To Lieutenant Generals
PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI – Leader of the Haitian paramilitary group G9 Family and Allies, Jimmy “Barbeque” Chérizier, promoted three of his most loyal and trustworthy captains – Pierre “Brisket” Saintil, Joseph “Collards” Alexandre, and Andre “Cornbread” Jean – to lieutenant generals on Monday. Barbeque’s move comes at a critical time, as G9’s recent mass jailbreak has