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Trump Brings Back Wrongfully Deported Guatemalan Man After Seeing Disastrous State of White House Lawn

January 6, 2026
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Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again

January 6, 2026
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Disgusting! Trump’s Press Secretary Gives Upside-Down Nazi Salute At Press Conference

January 6, 2026
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Overly Aggressive Officer Takes ‘Cops And Robbers’ Foreplay Too Far

January 6, 2026
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Woman Discovers Secret To Making It All About Her By Pretending To Hold Back Tears

January 6, 2026
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Jesus Takes The Wheel, Causes Massive Pileup Leaving 21 Injured

January 6, 2026
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Nation Wondering If We’ll Get New Civil War Uniforms Or Have To Wear Same Ugly Ones As Last Time

January 4, 2026
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Somalia and Ethiopia Agree To End Decade-Long War Over Seven Goats

January 4, 2026
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Sleepy Plane Tries To Get Some Rest After A Long Flight

January 4, 2026
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In Latest Undercover Operation, James O’Keefe Exposes A Satanic, Mouse-Worshipping Casino That Brainwashes Children

January 4, 2026
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Al-Qaeda Leader Rethinks Life Choices After Harrowing Experience Opening A Can Of Biscuits

January 4, 2026
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Community Wondering Who Keeps Leaving Copies Of Mein Kampf In Little Free Library Boxes

January 4, 2026