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Study Finds Majority Of Americans Ready To Give Up And Let AI Take Their Jobs

February 15, 2026
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Iran Threatens Deadly Strikes On U.S. Once They Figure Out How To Make Planes Take Off

February 11, 2026
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Conservative Japanese Prime Minister Vows To End Frivolous Giggling

February 11, 2026
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Federal Fraud Investigation Finds Hundreds Of Gold Coins In Ilhan Omar’s Hijab

January 28, 2026
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Facing PR Crisis, ICE Implements New, Less Violent Methods Of Catching Illegals

January 28, 2026
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Grandpa Claims He Too Could Have Free Soloed Skyscraper In His Day

January 24, 2026
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Death Row Inmate Hacks Sentence By Requesting Endless Buffet For Last Meal

January 24, 2026
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Pam Bondi Champions First Amendment By Punishing Anyone Who Criticizes Administration

January 23, 2026
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Man In Crappy Apartment Gym Gazes Wistfully At Sexy People In Penthouse Equinox

January 22, 2026
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Doug Burgum Promises 25% Increase In Eyebrow Thickness For Every American

January 21, 2026
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Trump Mobilizes D-Team Army Reserves To Take Greenland

January 19, 2026
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DoorDash Adds ‘My Delivery Robot Was Hit By A Train’ To List Of Reasons For Refund

January 18, 2026