Jack Koltisko 2/13/25 Jack Koltisko 2/13/25

In Attempt To Get Back At Elon, Dana Bash Changes X Profile Name To Gabe Itch

Read More

Jack Koltisko 2/13/25 Jack Koltisko 2/13/25

Single Man Proudly Leaves Store With A 24-Pack Instead Of Flowers Like All The Other Suckers

Read More

Jack Koltisko 2/12/25 Jack Koltisko 2/12/25

As First Official DNI Act, Tulsi Gabbard Announces She’ll Investigate Nation’s Dalmatians

Read More

Jack Koltisko 2/11/25 Jack Koltisko 2/11/25

Terrorist Groups Across The World Panicking Over USAID Crackdown

Read More

Jack Koltisko 2/10/25 Jack Koltisko 2/10/25

Woman Discovers Secret To Making It All About Her By Holding A Finger On Her Eye And Pretending To Hold Back Tears

Read More

Jack Koltisko 2/9/25 Jack Koltisko 2/9/25

Uncle O’Grimacey Cancelled After Video Emerges Of Him Drunkenly Beating His Wife

Read More

Jack Koltisko 2/8/25 Jack Koltisko 2/8/25

Michael Jordan’s Son Marcus Tries To Fly Over Cops While Evading Arrest, Immediately Flops Like Lebron

Read More

Jack Koltisko 2/7/25 Jack Koltisko 2/7/25

Disgusting! Trump’s Press Secretary Gives Upside-Down Nazi Salute At Press Conference

Read More

Jack Koltisko 2/6/25 Jack Koltisko 2/6/25

Dems Attempt To Prove They’re The Party Of Rational Discourse By Screaming Unintelligible Nonsense In The Freezing Cold

Read More

Jack Koltisko 2/5/25 Jack Koltisko 2/5/25

Zelenskyy Begs Trump For A Measly $100,000 To Open A Dance Studio And Get Out Of This Mess

Read More

Jack Koltisko 2/5/25 Jack Koltisko 2/5/25

Bernie Sanders Protests RFK Jr. By Sporting “I Love Vaccines” Onesie On Senate Floor

Read More

Jack Koltisko 2/3/25 Jack Koltisko 2/3/25

Dems Accidentally Elect Wrong Hog To Lead The Party

Read More

Jack Koltisko 2/2/25 Jack Koltisko 2/2/25

Punxsutawney Phil Sees Six More Weeks Of Winter And 1,000 More Years Of Jihad In The Middle East

Read More

Jack Koltisko 1/31/25 Jack Koltisko 1/31/25

Harvey Weinstein Begs Judge To Issue Verdict In Rape Case While He’s Still Awake

Read More

Jack Koltisko 1/30/25 Jack Koltisko 1/30/25

Kash Patel Kicks Off Nomination Hearing With Bhangra Dance Routine

Read More

Jack Koltisko 1/30/25 Jack Koltisko 1/30/25

Photo Of Helicopter Pilot Responsible For D.C. Plane Crash Revealed

Read More

Jack Koltisko 1/29/25 Jack Koltisko 1/29/25

Card-Carrying Democrats Rattled By Primitive Version Of A Card-Carrying Democrat

Read More

Jack Koltisko 1/28/25 Jack Koltisko 1/28/25

Whoops! MSNBC Reports Trump Is Going To Freeze Foreign Countries And Give Them AIDS In 90 Days

Read More

Jack Koltisko 1/27/25 Jack Koltisko 1/27/25

Selena Gomez Sad She’ll Have To Eat Tacos Made By White People After ICE Deportations

Read More

Jack Koltisko 1/25/25 Jack Koltisko 1/25/25

Close Call: Senate Gets Distracted By House Republicans’ Sexual Assault Allegations And Forgets About Pete Hegseth’s Sexual Assault Allegations

Read More